Agmates Editor Steve Truman writes:
I just don’t get the whole plastic bag thing. I don’t know about you but my humble little plastic shopping bag is bloody useful. A recent survey show that I, like 93% of people responsibly reuse them.
My plastic bag sock in my pantry that Sue bought me. Just about everybody I know has one. It’s great you can stuff about 20 of the little shoppies in there and they just poke out the bottom, ready to use.)

But the other day my newsagent Rick (the Plastic Bag Warrior) bailed me up. “No more” he told me, “we have to do something about plastic bags, there destroying the environment.”
But don’t worry for just 70cents Rick could solve the problem - “A re useable bag” (but hang on I reuse all my shoppies).
Rick would have have none of it. He shamed me into buying his 70 cents environmentally friendly, save the planet bag.
Rick was very pleased, he was doing his bit to save the planet.
(I’ve got to say I miss my old bag sock. Oh but maybe I’ll get use to the colour)

I’ve felt OK about being environmentally responsible, (I know Rick was happy with me) although imagine my confusion when I found out my new save the planet bags are made of “plastic”. Hmm. Not until I started to run out of my little shoppies did I realize how many of them I depend on.
Running out of Shoppies and concerned about what to do now with my kitchen food scraps I went back to my “Plastic bag Warrior” and part time News Agent Rick for the solution to my problem. After all he’d shamed me into this.
“No worries Mate” he told me, “just buy a composter. Throw all the scraps in there and then straight into the vegy garden, its great.”
After pricing a composter at about $500, I’m starting to become a little wary of Rick’s logic. I use to get my plastic bags for free, now I have to pay 70 cents for a thicker plastic bag, spend $5oo on a compostor and build a vegy garden.
(Ah the good old days when life was simpler and I just pulled a “free” shoppie out of the sock and put it in my kitchen bin. When it’s full of scraps pull it straight out, tie the tops and straight into the wheelie bin.)

I seem to be collecting a heap of these horrid red bags. I don’t know about you, but I’m lucky to remember to take my mobile phone and glasses when I got out the door, now I have to remember the red bags in case I stop off at a shop.
Not wanting to have to spend 70cents on a re usable save the planet shopping bag (Rick assures me I’m getting a bargain, those bloody big supermarkets are charging $1) and also having to buy plastic bin liners (to replace shoppies I use to get for free), I tried the solution below.

This is what my office waste bin use to look like. So simple, paper in plastic shoppie liner, when it’s full, tie it up and then straight into the yellow topped recycle bin.

Just look at it now.

This is not working.
So back down to Ricks for more advise. “No worries mate”, say Rick, ” just slip down to the supermarket and buy some bin liners” (but hang on a minute Rick, there plastic, how is that any different, except I’m now paying for all my plastic bags.)
Rick smiles at me all knowingly, as only someone who is on a crusade to save the planet can.
He assures me, “Yes mate, I know, but we’ve got to do something about all these plastic bags, their destroying the environment you know.”
Dumbfounded and confused I just left Rick to his crusade of saving the planet from plastic bags. He knows and I now know I’m just too “thick’ to work it out.
For some strange reason this whole ban “free” plastic shopping bags crusade has me thinking of that old fable “The Emperors New Cloths”.
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